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January 2013
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September 2012
3 posts
So glad that your back and hopefully feeling better! :)
Thank you very much! I feel a lot better :)
ooooooh thats nice lol i just tried the "j" thing thanks <3
no problem!
I wonder if all these people who get so mad about people not using the read more button know about tumblr hotkeys
protip: if you press j it scrolls down to the next post automatically. boom, you’ve skipped the post that should probably have used a read more and nobody is annoyed.
August 2012
11 posts
I'm back!
Thank you to everyone for the messages you sent, they were very lovely to come back to :)
Hopefully I’ll have something up for you guys to have a read of soon.
I'm not positive on the dates of the tweets that Louis sent to her, but I know they were within a two month span of him and El being labeled "official". I'm trying to find the actual analysis to pass your way to see what you think and so you have more concrete facts than my lousy memory. I will definitely submit it to you once I come across it. Just something interesting to think about regarding that whole dating situation.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Louis knew her prior to the entire arrangement beginning.
stamped official saying something along the lines "Punch your cousin for me when you see her!". That could be taken as just flirting or a friendly remark. Another tweet he sent her fairly soon after the article came out saying that he was in fact seeing her said something along the lines of "Tell Grandma I say hi!". That just seems weird to say to someone you haven't been dating that long, especially since we see no interaction publicly (or hear about it) between Louis and her family. (TBC)
Hello! I just read your analysis on Harry supposedly setting up Louis and El. I very much agreed with everything you pointed out and I also wanted to run something else by you. I came across this other analysis about the same topic, but it included tweets from a girl that has been confirmed to be El's cousin. Someone asked her back in August of 2011, I think, how Louis and El met and she said that they had known each other for a long time. Louis had also tweeted her before El and him were (TBC)
hey love! would you mind checking out our new blog analyticaldirectioners? it's a bunch of candid conversations that larry shipping directioners have about the boys, mgmt, larry, coming out/homophobia, future of the boys' careers etc :) xx thank you so much!
Nice work :)
I'm just curious but if you've seen one-direction-exposed do you believe what they say is true? If you havent seen it, check it out its kind of interesting. To some extent I can believe it but obviously you shouldn't believe everything you read on tumblr.
I don’t think they’re legit, but a some of what they say is probably true. The boys of One Direction aren’t innocent, they’re 18-20 years old and living the dream.
Hello. I am very impressed with your analyses and I think they're logical and well thought out. Keep it up and thank you for shedding some light on this situation! :) x
Thank you very much!
oh god! I hope everything will be okay! She's amazing, love her loads! Tell her to get well soon and just think about getting better xxx
it should be, don’t worry :)
i’ll pass it on babe! x
IS SHE OKAY?!
she will be :)
Oh my gosh, do you know why she's in the hospital? If it's possible for you to pass on that I love her and I hope she's well very soon, that'd be lovely. Thank you for letting us know, babe. x
i do but it’s her story to tell so i’ll leave it up to her. she should be fine though :)
i’ll pass it on and no worries! x
Hi :)
I’m Zoe, and I’m a friend of Larrylanguageanalytics from IRL.
Basically, she’s asked me to let you all know that she’s currently in the hospital and that she’s not going to be on Tumblr for a bit. Don’t fret, she’s continuing with her analyses when she comes back and she’ll do her best to answer all the questions I see you’ve sent her!
If you want me to pass anything on to her when I see her, you’re free to send them to me in my ask box.
Thanks :)
July 2012
76 posts
hey about the last anon, couldn't figure out how to reblog but maybe this is the video you meant? watch?v=X56kbR82v0k&feature=related
Look at the way the bodyguard is gesturing it to them.
thats good but i ment like the cake , coke, tea, ...louis thanked the cake like 2x on twitter ...
I think the fact all of these are also advertisements says a lot.
I’d want something more meaningful from my boyfriend than a cake that comes with a big twitter advertisement for the makers or a modified box of tea from a brand Louis advertises quite a lot. Maybe he gave her something, but with the way everything was so public about that day I have my doubts.
Sorry but on that question you answered about the body guards telling them to hold hands. Whats that about?0_0
A while back on Eleanor’s first trip to america, there was a video of them walking around and a bodyguard appeared to be gesturing something to them. As soon as they saw the camera they began awkwardly holding hands.
I’ll see if I can find it, it should still be floating around on tumblr.
what about the promting thing that goes on between el and louis relationship ? what are your thoughts on that?
I assume you mean the way a bodyguard gestured for them to hold hands when they saw cameras? (If not let me know)
I think that makes it perfectly clear that at the very least management is involved with making them appear more affectionate in public than they actually are.
is it true managment is making louis and harry get distance from each other?
I can’t tell you for sure as I’m not affiliated with 1D in the slightest, but it certainly seems that way.
The Harry and Caroline was executed hard to the masses but people that have media savvy know it was way overcooked. There was no protection for privacy, they were thrown under the bus nearly every day. Now you can't see Caroline in a mag without her being linked back to Harry, and everyone knows so the PR did work in that sense. It's like she's just an extension of Harry Styles. The Daily Mail can't even do a stalker story on her without mentioning Harry, who is totally irrelevant TO that story!
Exactly - when you also remember that Caroline is employed by Simon Cowell (Xtra Factor presenter) things click into place pretty fast.
Dear LL, I agree with the poster who asked if you could sort of create sections for your types of posts because you've done some really great analysis that's just getting lost the further back it goes. As tumblr moves pretty fast it's not going to take long for those great posts to have vanished. XXXX
Working on it! :)
I don't know if you've answered this question before or not, but what is your take on the whole Caroline/Harry situation? Was it real?
I doubt it was real, otherwise it wouldn’t have been so publicised.
It was a brilliant publicity stunt though.
I was really impressed with your analyses, so I feautured you on my "analysis blogs to follow" page and I linked one of your analyses to the "analyses" page (I used credit--don't worry!). Just thought I'd let you know :)
Thank you very much!
To all my followers, go check out this person’s blog, they have a lot of cool stuff on there for you to look through :)
lol this whole conspiracy theory with her name and birthday and stuff was so completely ridiculous from the start ... i mean they would've had to have gotten ALL her friends in on it for that to work and if she's actually a beard, i very much doubt all her friends know that.
I’m all for thinking outside of the box, but the idea of her having a false identity is a bit too far for me!
do you know anything about El? Is she really in a relationship with Lou?
I can’t say 100% as I’m not that close to her.
Do you happen to know Eleanor's birthday? cuz some people are saying that her birthday is actually in august...
I don’t know 100%, but I doubt she’s lying.
From what I’ve seen people are claiming that because of a birth record being registered in August? It’s not uncommon to wait a few weeks until you go and register the birth. You actually have 6 weeks to do it in as far as I remember.
About Eleanor
Some of you know that I go to university with Eleanor.
I can confirm that her name is indeed Eleanor Calder and she does attend the University Of Manchester.
seriously now, I'm so happy that you think the same of Louis as I do.. I thought I was alone. Louis my favourite but after the x-factor all the boys know him better he's sort of gain control in the band & seems to think out what he's saying, i dont know he seems to have changed, and i cant put my finger on it.. i dont know, i have like a feeling that im waiting for something to happen.. it's only come across the last year that he seems to be playing everyone he's just been acting very suspicious
I love him and everything, but I think some fans like to imagine the sun shines out of his arse. This is a 20 year old man who grew up in a predominantly female household. He’s very unlikely to be like fans think.
So you think that Louis isn't genuine in this relationship? It seems like you are trying to say he has different, slightly manipulative, motives for being with Harry.
I think at the beginning he wan’t 100% geniune - he definately had these feelings but overplayed them until he worked out what he was going to do about them.
harry needs to get out of the band, he's tainting louis! louis should be with eleanor!
Louis is a 20 year old man. If he’s into men, that’s just the way he is, he’s not been ‘tainted’ by Harry (by the way, how disgusting that you’d talk about anything non-heterosexual that way!).
Harry doesn’t need to get out of the band, and guess why? Because he’s brilliant at what he does. It’s pathetic that you’d let your shipping preferences get in the way of you seeing that.
Finally, if you’re seriously supporting a bandmember’s relationship over a member of the band, I worry about you.
Did you say Louis is 18?
No, he was 18 whilst on the X Factor almost 2 years ago.
can you make a page for your analayses so we don't have to go through pages of asks to find them?
They’re all under the tag ‘larrylanguage analysis’ for now, but I can try and work out how to make a page for them :)
Now that I'm thinking more about Louis's intentions but while we've been discussing reasons as to how Louis may be using this relationship with Harry for his personal gain I was wondering what you think Harry intents are.
I may be looking at this with rose coloured glasses, but I don’t think Harry really has any intentions other than he wants to be with Louis and be himself.
At most I think he wants to be accepted into the LGBTQ community judging from the fact he’s been going to gay bars,but there’s things blocking him from doing that.
So do you believe Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are in a relationship with eachother??
I think there’s something there - whether they’ve given a name to it or made it formal or not.
After reading your theory about Harry falling "faster and harder than Louis" I'm inclined to believe so too because it makes completely sense, but I was wondering if it's something you assumed based on the fact that he was older and taken or is there something else that made you think that?
Thank you!
Louis seems to approach things more logically - getting into your male bandmate whilst under the microscope of what is arguably the biggest reality show in the UK isn’t very logical.
I love your blog, it's nice to see someone analyze things from an objective point of view. Normally fans tend to believe that they actually know the boys' personalities, not aware that what we see is their public persona.
Thank you very much!
Nobody famous is ever entirely what is presented to the media, and everyone needs to remember that.
Just wondering, can I message you about something on private?
Of course! Just tell me not to publish it and I won’t :)
I think Liam has also said that Louis was the one who took over the phone calls with the management and stuff right from the start - he's definitely the leader in their group dynamic, and that's for a reason.
Yep! I’d know which of the boys I’d want dealing with Management for me, and it’s certainly Louis.
What makes you think Louis would be smarter than the others when it comes to all this publicity stuff?
The way he answers in interviews can be very clever, a shining example is in the MuchMusic interview where the band discusses The Wanted. Whilst everyone else is reasoning, he’s the one that throws the blame back at The Wanted.
He’s also 18 and more than likely did Drama at 6th form (going off the fact he wanted to be a Drama Teacher) - from what I’ve been told by friends who did that course you need to learn how to portray your words get the reaction you want out of an audience, and that’s exactly what he’s able to do.
idk, i might just be too much of a louis fan but i do think they were simply mutually drawn to each other from the start. neither of them probably expected to be gone for each other so hard and fast but i don't think any of it was exaggerated. there's a moment in the video diaries where they do this gentle high-five and louis actually has to turn his head towards the wall to try and hide his smile and i just don't think you can really fake that kind of reaction.
I don’t doubt it’s real, I do however think Harry fell faster and harder than Louis. Harry was 16 and single. Louis was 18 and in a relationship. Louis was probably a lot more guarded.
To me it seems that they both found each other attractive, flirted quite a bit, Harry thought it was getting serious and Louis let him think that while he worked out what he wanted to happen (since he had Hannah to deal with, he was probably thinking a bit more about how feasible it would be than Harry was etc)
I absolutely love your analysis’s so far, they are far better than the usual rubbish on Tumblr the twelve year olds write, when they don't even properly analyse anything. I am so glad I found your blog! One question, in your first post I think it was (it was the analysis for the Much Music interview) what was that Lawyer post you were talking about? Just interested in reading more :)
Thank you very much! (Sorry that it’s late, this got a bit lost in my inbox!)
This is the post I was talking about, it’s brilliant.
Someone pointed out that mostly of the fics have a warning about smut and all that stuff, so if they read it they knew in what they were getting into.
Exactly, you could liken it to passing the warning signs and then complaining once you get to whatever they were warning you about ;)
stretching the truth, if not telling a flat-out lie. at least in my opinion. it was so strange to me, and they don't speak that way with the whole repeating what the other boy literally JUST said when it comes to any other topic, at least nothing that sticks out in my memory. and it's a lot different than just harry saying "that venue was incredible" and lou going "yeah, yeah it was so amazing" in agreement. i dunno. nice analyses, as a final comment :)
Exactly, and that’s why it’s so odd.
Larry shipping has been going on for almost 2 years, they know we like the idea. It wouldn’t surprise me if someone behind the scenes has said the opposite view and they’re working the answer out of the interviewer just to reinforce their part of view (like when you have an opinion and someone isn’t believing you, you may call over a friend and randomly ask them the question you’re discussing - the only difference is they’ve done it using the lead from her question).
regarding how 'girls like to see guys make out' ... the whole "they cut that person out" ... "they cut that person out" and "it's good photshop" .. "it's /really/ good photoshop" i dunno. i've watched that interview a few times and it always just kind of struck me, and all along i felt like it was sooo obviously trying to reiterate what they want the fans/viewers to take away from what they're saying. and if you're trying that hard to make someone believe you, you're probably at least TBC
i just read your analysis on lou's comment about niagara falls/eleanor visiting and you mentioned that if someone has something to hide, it's very common for them to repeat themselves as if to reassure the listener and make sure that they're stressing what they're trying to get across as the truth-similarly, harry and louis (and really, all of the boys at some point) do so much repetition in the much music interview it's not even funny. the whole "but really? but really? really though?" TBC
When you say that you don't think that Louis expected to fall so hard for Harry I got to wondering if that has anything with the way he'd want to utilize his time as a part of the group. I mean, if he doesn't do solo work after 1d dies down then hypothetically speaking he could use the fact that he was a part of a hidden gay relationship with a fellow band member to sell stories. That would be quite buzz worthy and he could use that to his advantage. Not saying he will but food for thought.
Exactly - many places would pay good money to get the exclusive on him ‘coming out’ and spilling the details on whatever is going on between him Harry Styles. Plus, imagine the press when Elounor break up. He’s going to be approached by many people for his take on that. It’s one of many reasons I think he was involved in publicising Elounor.
We need to remember that at the time these guys formed, no group from the X Factor had ever been a big success. I don’t think that he’s manipulative enough to have got with Harry specifically just to get something to sell later, but it wouldn’t surprise me if considering ‘Louis knew Harry would be famous’ he overstated his feelings for Harry initially.
Hey, I found something that might interest you lisanicolini*tumblr*com/post/27327774428 what do you think?!
I think it’s nice that somebody got Rihanna to do that for her.
But I do find it hilarious that she was referred to as ‘Eleanor girlfriend of Louis from One Direction’ - so utterly heartfelt ;)
For the anon asking I found one uclassify. com/browse/uClassify/AgeAnalyzer :)
:)
Hmmm.. For some reason it won't load :/ It won't really be an analysis, I'm just comparing the DM's from Louis, and some other stuff together x
Hmm, weird! I’ll keep searching and I’ll tell you if I find something that does a similar job :)
